i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
Cool life hack: Only ever buy yourself band t-shirts so that then when you see an actual shirt that you think is kinda cute your mom will buy it for you immediately because she’s just happy that it isn’t another band shirt.
Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.
not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.
i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
- go outside to feel the sun (5-15 minutes is recommended)
- if there is no sun step outside and inhale fresh air
- drink water - the more cups the better
- listen to one song that makes you happy
- talk to one person you like - do not hesitate to reach out
- stretch; don’t forget about your body
- smile in the mirror